If his trunk looks like a penis, what does that make the little boy?!?
When the ghost isn't playing Pac-Man he doubles as a USPS mailbox.
"The head comes off and it can be used as a beer bong."
It doubles as a bullet proof vest too.
It was Professor Plum, at the frat house, with the beer bong.
Note the empty can of green beans used as a beer cozy.