"Hairless rat... wierd, very wierd."
I don't know what's worse - what the rat is doing, or that they are lining up to take turns!
The rat ate the cat once it fell asleep (for its 12th nap of the day).
Nevermind, I'll just use cheese whiz instead.
Getting penises drawn on your arms is one thing, but a goddamned DEAD RAT on your CHEST?
It's a car, it's a plane, it's a gentlemanly rat.