My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Halloween is an excuse for guys to dress up like sluts too
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Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.