Picture "It is amazing how fast the music dies down and everyone hides their beers when I walked in."
Picture "My friend after 4 or 5 bowl packs and a few beers. And no, he wasn't passed out when we did it."
Picture "The beer fairy is a mysterious creature that does it's work only at night, usually after a party has taken place. It comes into dwellings and fills beer cans, kegs, and cups back up with fresh brew, but only to good little boys and girls!"