Picture My friends and I going out for halloween at IU! I'm the Cubs player, my best friend is the football player.
Picture Wait! I have a great idea. Let's put these cigars out on our hands. No no no hear me out. It may hurt, but it's going to be worth it. What - 14 beers and a few shots, why? Oh no this isn't because I'm drunk, trust me. This is a great idea. Who is with me?
Picture If I'm in a Ninja Turtle costume, and I pass a Shredder, I'm going to punch him as hard as I can with no warning. I think everyone would understand.
Picture Oh dude, totally my bad. You know what? I'm only going to charge you half. No need to thank me.