It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Lego my Eggo, get it?
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Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.