I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
me, my NASCAR honey, and dorthy
during pre-game, i was in costume before everyone else and they thought i actually dressed like that. jorts and all
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
