"Those three beers really fucked him up. Now we just have to wait for him to come out of the closet..."

"Gretchen, NO!"

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.