If those taps work, this is costume of the century.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness