Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

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