Picture Listen, I've got a great idea for a Halloween costume. Basically, I wear whatever random crap I can pull together at the last second and then YOU pull me around campus all night!
Picture "I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."
Picture "My boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to try feeding some raccoons while we were camping...he got bored with just tossing food so he put a hotdog in his butt and fed them that way...they actually ate it!"
Picture "I made it so that it actually works with the tongs so when you touch the metal edges it buzzes really loud."