I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
channeling a burton-esque johnny depp can never lead you astray. gotta love edward scissors hands.
separating the scissors involved a drill press. the make-up and hair took 3 hours to perfect. the end result resulted in dogs and people i know well not being able to recognize me.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.