"This is what happens when your the first to pass out at one of our keggers."
Do not pass out at a luau.
If this is what happens when you pass out at this place, I'm bringing grain alcohol.
I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.
Don Vito lets out a screech, and can then begin his mating dance.
"Never, and I mean never, pass out at a Rizzuto family reunion baby!"