I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
If I flex my muscles the right way, I can make it look like the Red Mage is talking to the black one.
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