Dear whoever is responsible for creating this - thank you.
Thank you sir, may I have YET another?
I know guys that have sucked dick just for some Jesus.
THAT GUY CONTEST: Dear Penthouse, I never thought things like this really happened, but...
I forgot how cuddly and playful bunnies were.
"OMG I went to sleep a B cup and woke up like this! Thank you Santa."