Picture Oh man you just missed it! All I can say is that it was incredible. Probably the coolest thing you've ever missed. In your life.
Picture Listen, I've got a great idea for a Halloween costume. Basically, I wear whatever random crap I can pull together at the last second and then YOU pull me around campus all night!
Picture "I grew out my hair for 6 months just for this costume. People thought it was fake all night."
Picture "Imagine how my father must have felt when he walked in on me macromaking my own jeans shorts while my sister bedazzled my shirt to say 'brokeback' on the shoulder."