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How often can you say you rode a giant cock, and it wansn't gay?. Theres a big ass fiberglass rooster outside of the Knotts Berry Farm restaurant. It was about to fall over, staying upright with only one bolt. I was dared to "rock that cock". I don't know how I didn't break it, and did a total faceplant getting off of i.
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Theres a big ass fiberglass rooster outside of the Knotts Berry Farm restaurant. It was about to fall over, staying upright with only one bolt. I was dared to "rock that cock". I don't know how I didn't break it, and did a total faceplant getting off of i