Brokeback

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness