All that and...

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts