If you're worried about anything, be worried that you're a dude named Maryland.
As you can see, the final solution is budgeting.
Dressing as a PBR for halloween with hot girls.
Going as a "G" and "gle" is a great way to meet busty girls.
Oh great, girls found out about Mario Kart.
And their parents were worried about their first holiday card as a newly wed couple.