Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
"Gambit lit cards on fire and threw them at people all night, while Professor X received many lap dances."
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Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
