Acting like a bad ass doesn't always work.
Ex's... what are you gonna do?
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
Are you gonna let a bunch of little girls tell you what to do?!
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
"Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do on the plane if I can't take my Furby?"