Picture "We got him up to a recorded 17mph before he flew face first into these trashcans. What we didn't know was the bottom two were filled with concrete causing him to chip both front teeth and shatter his left cheek bone"
Picture "Marinara Sauce and Ranch Dressing Shaming. When he woke up the next day his face was clean."
Picture "My roomate was COMPLETELY CONSCIOUS through his entire shaming. He put up a great fight, but we taped him to a table and drew on his teeth."