Sure, anyone can sexualize Christmas. But where were you girls two weeks ago when we needed sexy Thanksgiving pictures?

They're the two most popular girls in school.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

This family trip is about to get awkward.