Of course you're not guilty bro, that's how we DO!
If being happy is a crime, then call me guilty.
Don't advertise it on your car if you're trying to hush people up.
Even the defendant's lawyer had to pinch himself to not snicker.
The plan isn't to stop smokers, just to make them feel guilty about it.
"Looked so much like a fetus that I felt guilty eating it."