Picture "Me and my brother went to play golf in Mexico a few months ago and this plaque was in our bedroom at the hotel. It's probably the most badass thing that's ever happened."
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has