Didn't your parents ever talk to you about the firefighters, the schoolgirls, and the bees?

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth