"The purse girl hits everything on my checklist. Creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies." View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 1, 2006 See More The Office Recommended Comments () Picture "Nothing can break Blaine's concentration. Not even me and my tongue flicking back and forth making slurping noises for half an hour straight." Picture Shallow pop culture vs. very real mass murder. Shoot my babies one more time! Picture "Why is Daytona Beach so amazing? Because of the National Cheerleading Competition (my girls and me!)" (Hey thanks Courtney) Picture "I'd love to thank my girlfriend's parents for her amazing ass." I bet her father would be very proud to hear that. Picture "So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?" Picture But thirsty me! Comments ()
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