When I started dating my boyfriend, he was a virgin in every sense of the word. He had never even held hands with a girl. When we were making out for the first time, I licked his lower lip. His whole body trembled and he muttered "Oh dear god." It was so funny that I had to stop completely because I was laughing so hard. We're on month eight now.
Stephen Hawking is a punk, and I'll kick his ass anytime anywhere.
Topics
Holidays
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
