i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Scumbag Adele
We found a whole bushel of poison apples in your trunk, you're under arrest Ms. White.
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Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.