In Switzerland, only black people may touch sinks.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Well, think it.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive