I think when I look back on my undergraduate career, it's going to be really easy for me to tell where I stopped caring.
Do it...DO IT.
Will you... will you stop with that. That voice makes you sound crazy. It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland." Ohhhh, it's a little voice a
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.