Percentage of people who lectured us at their doors for being to old to trick-or-treat = 10%.....Percentage of people who were afraid to open the door
We thought of this idea in September and once we saw the quality of the other Ninja Turtles on the site from this year and years past, we figured we had a pretty good chance of winning
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
