I think when I look back on my undergraduate career, it's going to be really easy for me to tell where I stopped caring.
Not a jackolantern, just a bad idea
We had a bonfire, and rather than fill the watermelon with vodka like a normal human being, my housemade decided to use generic-brand grain alcohol.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.