If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Listen, I've got a great idea for a Halloween costume. Basically, I wear whatever random crap I can pull together at the last second and then YOU pull me around campus all night!
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Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
