I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
Mario and Luigi
It took me a month to grow that mustache
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
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