Picture If they made a college Christmas movie about kids who are too poor to go home for Christmas, this would be the miracle climax.
Picture "I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."
Picture "Made with clothes we stole from Goodwill." Goodwill was wondering who was shoplifting. Another groovy mystery solved.