They never made a story about a kid who hates Halloween, because it would be too unrealistic. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture November 4, 2006 See More Holidays playboy halloween 2006 Recommended Comments () Picture If they made a college Christmas movie about kids who are too poor to go home for Christmas, this would be the miracle climax. Picture That's what Halloween is all about - a drunken mess of boobs and ambiguous costumes. +250,000 views Picture "With a max bet of $1-$2, I made about $60 in two nights." Picture "I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch." Picture "Made with clothes we stole from Goodwill." Goodwill was wondering who was shoplifting. Another groovy mystery solved. Picture A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?" Comments ()