This was cool until she pooped.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109