"Never pass out in your car...."
"Long story short, never pass out in someones room where no one knows you."
Never pass out with your shoes on...
"My roomates pet." I would be scared shitless to pass out in that dorm room.
"This is what happens when you pass out with your shoes on in the Chi Phi house.... AGAIN"
"Never pass out at Illinois Wesleyan University with your shoes on..."