An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
A joke so good, it's a wonder it took this long to make it.
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Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hello Kitty Sushi Rolls
So cute you'll be puking up rainbows.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Note To Exterminator
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
