Jihad

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young