You think his fine will double because he's in a construction zone?

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.