I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
So that's why monkeys like bananas so much. I thought they ate them.
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
