It wouldn't be right for him to spend a lot of money making this costume.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.