Picture Listen, I've got a great idea for a Halloween costume. Basically, I wear whatever random crap I can pull together at the last second and then YOU pull me around campus all night!
Picture "I woke up to this on my desk from the night before. Aparently the cop that drove me home after finding me passed out behind the wheel of my parked car gave it to me so I would know!"
Picture "I grew out my hair for 6 months just for this costume. People thought it was fake all night."