Grocery shopping in China...Ahhh, nothing like the smell of remains in the morning.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve