I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Loo at me, I'm kng o th squirrels. No! YOU have had to mch to drnk. Don't tke my kyes, I CAN DRVE HOME STILL!
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Fixed it!
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