Picture Oh crap, I don't have a Halloween costume yet and we're leaving for the party in 10 minutes. Quick! Somebody name something going on in the news right now.
Picture "My Girlfirend and her roomates decided they were going to be Hooters Girls for Halloween. They served beer and wings before we went out."
Picture "Gambit lit cards on fire and threw them at people all night, while Professor X received many lap dances."