"Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" - Homer Simpson
Because what fun are firearms if you don't have any alcohol?
Must be pumpkin flavored beer.
Elephants like peanuts, they must like beer.
Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
This guy then proceeded to drink the beer from his own prosthetic leg.