When I get older, I hope I'm still cool enough to wear an alligator over my dick.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive